If You're a Teacher, Read This.

Dear teacher,
I appreciate all the work you put in for my education, but I have a few concerns. First of all, what's with all these projects lately? I mean a break from school should be a BREAK. Not a time to do 6 huge, time consuming projects. Second, I don't know if you know this, but I do have EIGHT classes. Not just yours. I don't have 7 hours a day to do specifically your homework. I have to use that time to do homework from eight different teachers. Plus I have a life. Goodness. Third, do you think you could stop weighing tests so heavily? You're going to kill my 4.0. K thanks.
Love,
Ashlie