It's seriously entertaining to sit and read!! Here are some of my favorites:
Dear Feet,
Please forgive me.
Sincerely,
These Shoes Are Just So Pretty
Dear Geometry,
Thanks for preparing me for that very important time in my life when someone asks me to name all of the properties of an isosceles triangle off the top of my head.
Sincerely,
Oh wait.....
Dear Stephanie Meyer,
Please note that when the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.
Sincerely,
J. K. Rowling
Dear world,
If the grass is always greener on the other side, then isn't all grass green?
Sincerely, think about it
Dear human,
You get mad at me if I wake you up, you get mad at me if I don't.
Sincerely, confused alarm clock
You get mad at me if I wake you up, you get mad at me if I don't.
Sincerely, confused alarm clock
Dear American Idol,
Another season? Really?
Sincerely, even Simon quit
Dear professors,
I'm docking you 50% for turning in my final grades late.
Sincerely, fair is fair
What's your favorite? (:
1 comment:
haha those are freakin hilarious! I liked them all, but the twilight one is just a classic :)
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