Friday, April 2, 2010

BesT DaY EveR!!!!!!!!!

Yes! I made it to spring break! I'm so excited. One whole nice week off. And it DEFINITELY started off amazingly! Katie came with me to watch The Last Song today. Oh. My. Gosh. BEST MOVIE EVER. I bawled like a baby. It was so sad and touching. I loved it. Go see it. You'll be happy you did. I plan on seeing it again next week actually. So after that, we wiped all the make up off our faces and went to Walmart. At Walmart we came up with this theory of suing WalMart based off of entirely true events. (Minus the buying of antidepressants and dying.) So here goes:

Why We Are Suing Walmart: When we walked in, we bought some ice cream that didn't come with a spoon. When we kindly asked McDonalds' for one, they told us that spoons cost twenty cents each which we didn't have. So we were sad and read magazines to make us feel better about ourselves. There was so much filth in these magazines that we needed to be uplifted in the children's area. We found a talking play dog which caused us to believe animals can talk. So we went to the fishy area to see if they could. There, we found that Wal Mart treats animals cruely. The dead fish were being eaten by other starving fish. This caused us to be depressed. So we bought anti-depressant pills. Which we eventually overdosed on. Which caused us to die.

Pretty amazing right? Yeah, we ended up eating our ice cream with plastic bags from the produce section. We also rode around kids bikes and pushed try me buttons galore. We ate our ice cream while sitting on a furniture shelf.

Anyways. Great day. Enjoy spring break. Go see The Last Song.

Peace.







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